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To My Wife Im So Happy Your Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
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That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant...
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
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In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Military wife; I legally mess with government property.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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we sit around waiting for them to come home, hoping every day that they are okay and that they know how much we love them... our heroes.
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When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
Paul Rudd
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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
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By all means, get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher
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By all means, get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
Larry Hagman
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I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an interesting career. I'm the most happy fellow that I know.
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Happy Mothers Day. You have matured from a beautiful young bride. To a beautiful mature woman with love and with pride. Each day I awake and I realize what I want to do. I want to spend each day of my life devoted to and loving you.
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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
Samuel Johnson
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
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