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Tonight Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking.
Unknown
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five years from now, I better have murdered someone!
Chace Crawford
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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline Du Pre
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on drunk men?
Unknown
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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There's a girl in my mirror crying tonight, and there's nothing I can say to make her feel all right.
Unknown
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Tonight, baby? We're gonna put on some Incubus and make s...
Kevin Pereira
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Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
Ned Flanders
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I love the crazy things you do. Plus tonight's the night for me to play the fool.
Travis McCoy
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