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Top 10 Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I really like ceilings...I guess you could call me a Ceiling fan.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
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Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
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That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you.
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard.
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It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice.
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Realizing that you overslept & popping out of bed like a ninja.
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I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground.
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We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.
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