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Wet Fart Of A Human Turd Quotes & Sayings
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The salvation of this human world lies nowhere else than in the human heart, in the human power to reflect, in human meekness and human responsibility.
Vaclav Havel
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line. As long as we continue tracking the every deed and fart of the Paris Hiltons and Kevin Federlines among us, we will continue to come out sixteenth best with regard to producing and introducing to the human race things of true substance worth appreciating for their aesthetic ingenuity.
Anthony Beal
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's no sugar-coating that turd.
Georga Lass
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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