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Whos Do I Have To Suck To Get A Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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marriage goes in waves. You've got to be patient. People bail and give up on their marriages way too early. They just don't put the work and the effort into it. You've got to suck up your ego a lot of times, because that can be a big downfall.
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I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.
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And how are you going to make education easy? You might as well try to build an athlete by keeping him in a hammock with cream puffs and beer.
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Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...
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I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
Bryan Brown
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Beer is good food
Rita Rudner
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Look in the mirror and fix yourself up. wash away those tears. Be strong, honey. suck it up. No one else can know. Paint on your smile and walk away. You have to pretend youre fine.
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Everyone seems to suck at communication these days even though we are constantly staring at the devices originally made for communication...
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Life is a lot like Chess...because I suck at that too.
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '
Arthur Godfrey
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I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
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It's all about being flexible, and avoiding choices whenever possible. Choices suck, they are inherently limiting.
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Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.
Jack Herer
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
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I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Daniel Tosh
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