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Brain Fartsain Farts Quotes & Sayings
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I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.
Unknown
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
Olivia Munn
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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?
The Rock
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The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.
Daniel Goleman
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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Me no want no Sinsemilla, that would only bring me down. Burn away my brain, no way, my brain is too compound.
Matisyahu
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
Alan Turing
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
Unknown
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As many know, brain injury comes in many forms. The two most prevalent brain injuries - stroke and trauma - affect more than 2.2 million Americans, and these numbers are expected to grow.
Allyson Schwartz
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Exact information about the functional significance of the deep sections of the brain is only obtained by working through the brain histologically in serial section.
Walter Rudolf Hess
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Our bodies are hanging along for the ride, but my brain is talking to your brain. And if we want to understand who we are and how we feel and perceive, we really understand what brains are.
Jeff Hawkins
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The world intrudes in my brain daily. Since my brain is dripping with all kinds of stuff that's out there in the world, that I can't seem to be able to shut out, it has to end up being in my work as well.
Eric Bogosian
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A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Barbara De Angelis
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Brain power improves by brain use, just as our bodily strength grows with exercise. And there is no doubt that a large proportion of the female population, from school days to late middle age, now have very complicated lives indeed.
A N Wilson
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This is brain surgery. Ski masks on my bullets, let 'em commit brain burglary. Emergency, it's an emergency. Someone in all black left the whole scene burgundy
Lil Wayne
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