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Condom Says To The Tampon You Put Quotes & Sayings
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
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Boy I send dem bloods at your a.. like a tampon.
Lil Wayne
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I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.
Curtis Jackson
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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