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Drunk Husbands Quotes & Sayings
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
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Married men make the best husbands
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A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced
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Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered. (1 Peter 3:7)
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But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear
Samuel Lover
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in 'is cabin he can sit, And sail and sail and let 'er knit
Wallace Irwin
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep
Wilson Mizner
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A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
Washington Irving
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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