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Funny Jokes About Adam And Eve Quotes & Sayings
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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Merry Christmas Eve to all. May all of you and your loved ones have a real Christmas tonight with peace and love.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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Brace yourself, random 'Merry Christmas' texts are coming.
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY.
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Judd and Adam worked together when they first moved to Los Angeles in 1993, so I met Adam when I started dating Judd in 1995. We've been friends since then. Adam is like a dreamboat. You would expect somebody who is such a big movie star to have some kind of attitude or ego, but he has none of that. He's the nicest and easiest person to be around.
Leslie Mann
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.
Adele Comandini
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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