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Funny Single Women Quotes & Sayings
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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears but also twice the hugs, twice the love and twice the pride.
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...
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Raising a family is difficult enough. But it's even more difficult for single parents struggling to make ends meet. They don't need more obstacles. They need more opportunities.
Bill Richardson
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Passion has always been important to me. That won't change. What changes in a woman's perspective. I mean, I have two kids now. I'm a single parent balancing motherhood and my career. That changes the equation.
Jody Watley
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Sometimes people think if they're single no one can hurt them... but being single and thinking about memories can kill you.
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Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that one knows what they want and if they can't find that someone special then they'll remain single forever because they're OK and happy with who they are and just want that someone special to complete them and take their happiness a higher level.
Danny Santagato
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Just because you're single doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone. Just means no one is good enough for you, yet.
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The hours my husband works makes me feel like a single parent, which I never want to be...
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
Kristen Wiig
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..."
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...misogynist streak is too strong a term, but a dismissiveness.
Paul Feig
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Being single doesn't suck. It can be fun sometimes, but it's lonely.
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