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Funny Things Parents Say Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Things Parents Say" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
Unknown
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom, that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eventually.
Mindy Kaling
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
Hussein Nishah
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
Unknown
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One of the first things one notices in a backward country is that children are still obeying their parents.
Unknown
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Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.
Bible
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Among things so simple a child can operate are parents.
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One of the things my parents taught me, and I'll always be grateful for the gift, is to not ever let anybody else define me.
Wilma Mankiller
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.
William Shakespeare
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
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Children see in their parents the past, their parents see in them the future; and if we find more love in the parents for their children than in children for their parents, this is sad but natural. Who does not entertain his hopes more than his recollections.
John Ruskin
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