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Funny Wake Up Callsp Calls Quotes & Sayings
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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My major aim in writing is to set out flags and issue wake-up calls.
James Broughton
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.
Richard Bach
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Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.
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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
Jon Stewart
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What the caterpillar calls the end the rest of the world calls a butterfly.
Lao Tzu
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But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.
Trishelle Cannatella
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The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly.
Richard Bach
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It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.
Rosario Dawson
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Jim's whor.. house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.'
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The whole world is great! That is...until you wake up.
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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
Pauly D
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