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Getting Hit By A Truck Quotes & Sayings
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i wonder if theres any documented accident of a guy who got hit by a truck... but a truck that was carrying alot of pillows or soft stuff.
Joel Zimmerman
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You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got hit by a mack truck? I realized that my mack truck is food. If I have no sugar, yeast or wine, I have no undereye bags and my skin is perfect.
Mariska Hargitay
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getting hit by a words full of truck would be dyslexic.
Joel Zimmerman
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You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'
Bill Engvall
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Unknown
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Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
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Hey, you got a phone? Two ni...s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fu..in' believe that? -Truck Driver
Goodfellas
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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason
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These broke rappers always rappin bout a pink truck, I'm only happy wen I hoppin' out da brincks truck.
Nicki Minaj
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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Badman mek de shot dem buss out. Inna boy head shot truck in, brain truck out.
Aidonia
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and...kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like 'here we go!' Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like 'what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?' I'm like, 'hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book.'
Bill Engvall
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression on anyone I've ever hit.
Steve Yzerman
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I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3 inches fat. The second one, I hit it; and I hit the third 15 inches fat. That was it.
Tom Watson
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One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.
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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Babe Ruth
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If I knew what makes a movie catch on then I'd make hit after hit.
Jerry Bruckheimer
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