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Haircut Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.
Elisabeth Moss
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P G Wodehouse
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Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
Tracy Morgan
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The worse the haircut, the better the man.
John Green
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I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut.
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I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again.
Evan Dando
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I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
R L Stine
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When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.
Sammy Davis Jr
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The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has an all too professional air.
Mary McCarthy
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Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.
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It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it.
Camilla Belle
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I wish I could get one perfect haircut and it stayed like that forever like on cartoons...
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I thought Roseanne Roseannadanna and I had the same haircut...kind of pyramid-shaped. There was just something about her, and she had my hair! I thought, 'I want to be that when I grow up.'
Maya Rudolph
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With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the design of belts and boots, the haircut, the number and size of earrings.
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