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I Thought He Always Like The Microwave On High Quotes & Sayings
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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High thoughts must have high language.
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
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There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin'.
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In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math.
Danica McKellar
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I dabbled a little bit in acting in high school, and then I forgot about it completely. And then at about 25 I went to a class. I don't think anybody in my family thought it was an intelligent choice. I don't think anybody thought I'd succeed, which is understandable. I think they were just happy that I was doing something.
James Gandolfini
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I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the high prince was the lion or the magician, but the clown is the most important.
Roberto Benigni
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Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man.
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Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man.
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There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going.
George Harrison
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A di coke it make fools die. Fi di bwoy want wisdow high high. Haile Selassie a guide high high. A listen up mek me tell yuh why.
Tarrus Riley
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You grow up so fast in high school. It's not something you wait for, it just kind of happens. One day you'll look back and be proud of who you've become, but at the same time, you'll miss who you were.
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
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I didn't play football until high school. I bowled until high school. I bowled. Football was a second thought, bowling was my first love.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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