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Sleeping Beautiful Lady Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sleeping Beautiful Lady Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
Louis Nizer
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I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing s..ier than a funny lady.
Maya Rudolph
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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Never in this life have I met a lady so beautiful, so elegant and so lovely. You are the prettiest of them all dear Mother. I love you. Happy Mothers day.
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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I am not perfect. I just think that imperfections are beautiful.
Lady Gaga
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
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I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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Keep striving for excellence and continue to keep HIM first! You have grown to be a beautiful young lady! It is
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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Lady Limelight is a jealous lady. She wants all of your attention. You don't have any time to think of anything else but Lady Limelight, because pretty soon that light will be shinning on somebody else. So you better do it while you can.
Buck Owens
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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If it were a person, it would be a woman, a very dignified old lady. She is beautiful. She is royal. She has kept her charms.
Malcolm Miller
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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