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I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech.
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Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.
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Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a wimp to do.
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Let's thank WWII vets for defeating Hitler and making America safe for lunatics who compare our leaders to Hitler.
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It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is.
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Congratulations on being a veteran who served only in peacetime.
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Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies.
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
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I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
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Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
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Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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