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Beer Tonight Quotes & Sayings
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech Proverb
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
Unknown
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
Craig Ferguson
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
Xenophon
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
Frank Zappa
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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