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Clothes Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Seth MacFarlane
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I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
Dan Hicks
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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I started working on a line of clothes last year, but right now we're kind of at a standstill.
Beverley Mitchell
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I'd experienced the '40s and '50s by looking at my grandparents' old clothes, books, and magazines.
Christian Lacroix
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I love that I'm watching E and I see my little sisters are in my closet borrowing clothes.... Does anyone want to ask me first?! LOL
Khloe Kardashian
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My heart is in a world of water and crystal, My clothes are damp in this time of spring rains.
Du Fu
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Occasionally I go shopping for clothes, but I find the whole thing a real chore.
Catherine McCormack
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano
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That's how I taught myself how to draw - tracing the ads and petting new clothes on the models.
Stephen Sprouse
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