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Dont Get Facebook Status Mixed Up Quotes & Sayings
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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.
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That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but dont want to sing it.
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Truth is, I dont only sing in the shower...I perform.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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