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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
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If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at one's friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family.
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Our family is a circle of strength and love...Our family with ever birth and every union the circle grows, our family is a circle of strength every crisis faced together makes the circle stronger.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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There is no such thing as a broken family. Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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When trouble comes, it's your family that supports you.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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No family is perfect, we argue we fight. We even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family the love will always be there.
Varsha Sharma
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One guy records the voices, another guy times the storyboard, another guy times the sheets, one guy is the story editor. All these jobs should be covered by the director.
John Kricfalusi
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Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire
Family Guy
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than s..! -Stewie Griffin
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Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
Family Guy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I realized that my family was more important to me than downtown night life.
Guy Lafleur
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