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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
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That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt.
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I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.
Dominic Chianese
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
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When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know math. -Chris Griffin
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
Francis Bacon
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Your side of the family has always been slightly less psychotic.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
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The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
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The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...
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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
George Bernard Shaw
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Family isn't about sharing the same genetics, Thats being related, Family is when you love someone to death, and You would do anything for them, You trust them, Take care of them, And in Return they do the same. Its the type of bond you hold together.
Tanya Bianco
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No family is perfect..We argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family...the love will always be there.
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No family is perfect...We argue, We fight. We even stop talking to each other at times. but in the end. Family is Family...The love will always be there.
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