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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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I'm always amazed when someone tells me they've listened to the Family Guy commentary, like, Really? You could honestly sit through that?
Seth Macfarlane
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Sex And The City
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In truth a family is what you make it. It is made strong, not by number of heads counted at the dinner table, but by the rituals you help family members create, by the memories you share, by the commitment of time, caring, and love you show to one another, and by the hopes for the future you have as individuals and as a unit.
Marge Kennedy
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If you search for poverty, you'll find it, often in the family. Why? Because the family makes this great investment, from which we all benefit, but for which no-one helps. We have to point the spotlight on the family, and make political choices that sustain the family.
Rocco Buttiglione
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Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life.
Lisa Weedn
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
Family Guy
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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate
Family Guy
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If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high.
John Kricfalusi
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I realllly like where my life is at. I have a loving family, an amazing bestfriend who has my back, and an incredible guy who treats me right.
Unknown
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So you still think that guy's funny?
Mickey Mouse
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You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low.
John Kricfalusi
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Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you...
Family Guy
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Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.
Unknown
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Family over friends, because real friends are family.
Unknown
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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
John Madden
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Gibbs is like a great hunting dog, he is just the guy you want in your fox hole, he is just the guy you want to ride the river with, I don't know if he's the guy you want to have dinner with.
Mark Harmon
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