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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?
Family Guy
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I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
Mike Myers
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Mothers are like glue. Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together.
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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he is also really funny, helpful, and a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded, and not the least bit snooty. And Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet, a really great experience.
Robert Pattinson
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Family... Like branches on a tree our lives may grow in different directions but our roots will stay as one!!
Unknown
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No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
Elbert Hubbard
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Family is the most important part of our life no matter what we can always count on it.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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There is no such thing as the perfect family. Every family is unique with its own combination of strengths and weaknesses.
Unknown
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Be great, make the best life for your family!
Soulja Boy
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
Family Guy
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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To the family who took time of our their life to help me and my family, I want you all to know that you are in my heart and I am very thankful for all that you have done for me. There are a lot of people in need and I pray to God that he will watch over your family for helping my family.
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In one family, all goes by two and two. If a member of it has any interest, he or she will confide it to some one other; but the rest know nothing. In another family, all feel what touches one; nothing is kept dark from the father and mother, brothers and sisters...all share. This family habit is by far the better, it strengthens the tie between the members, and makes the home one home.
Charles Buxton
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In the end all youll ever have in life is your family, so keep them close, while you still have them around.
Unknown
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is not only by blood that family is made, it by the bond that tie us together.
Unknown
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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