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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?
Family Guy
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Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
Eric Roberts
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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Family - We argue, we fall out, we make up, we love, we don't speak, we chat for hours, we are family. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
Ritu Ghatourey
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No Family is perfect, we argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at time but in the end, family is family... the love will always be there.
Teary Persaud
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin
Family Guy
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You're one of my favorite parents.
Unknown
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
Ed Gardner
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Sorry the guy you spent so much time pretending to like lost the election.
Unknown
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Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Deva
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
Unknown
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.
D L Hughley
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Family is pivotal, beyond the immediate family is the family of mankind. Connection with others, the need to feel others as a part of ourselves and ourselves as a part of them is an impulse native to all of us. We call people without this connectedness sick.
Kishore Bansal
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In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony.
Eva Burrows
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I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.
Jennifer Aniston
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I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?
Owen Hart
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert Frost
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