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Funny 50th Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Anniversary to the one I'll always want, even when I'm too old to remember what I'm supposed to want you for.
Unknown
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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Any woman can give birth a child but it takes a real woman to love, cherish and raise that child.
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It is impossible to conceive how different things would have turned out if that birth had not happened whenever, wherever, however it didfor millions of people who have lived since, the birth of Jesus made possible not just a new way of understanding life but a new way of living it. It is a truth that, for twenty centuries, there have been untold numbers of men and women who, in untold numbers of ways, have been so grasped by the child who was born, so caught up in the message he taught and the life he lived, that they have found themselves profoundly changed by their relationship with him.
Frederick Buechner
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Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
Unknown
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I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood are conditions people have to work at. It's a serious matter. You compromise, you give, you take, you stand firm, and you're relentless...And it is an investment. Sisterhood means if you happen to be in Burma and I happen to be in San Diego and I'm married to someone who is very jealous and you're married to somebody who is very possessive, if you call me in the middle of the night, I have to come.
Maya Angelou
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I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood are conditions people have to work at. It's a serious matter. You compromise, you give, you take, you stand firm, and you're relentless...And it is an investment. Sisterhood means if you happen to be in Burma and I happen to be in San Diego and I'm married to someone who is very jealous and you're married to somebody who is very possessive, if you call me in the middle of the night, I have to come.
Maya Angelou
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I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood are conditions people have to work at. It's a serious matter. You compromise, you give, you take, you stand firm, and you're relentless...And it is an investment. Sisterhood means if you happen to be in Burma and I happen to be in San Diego and I'm married to someone who is very jealous and you're married to somebody who is very possessive, if you call me in the middle of the night, I have to come.
Maya Angelou
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You know how much I love you? Count all the leaves of a tree sprouting in spring. You know how many days I want to be with you? Count all the stars you can see at night.
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We've admired you since your wedding; We appreciate the joy you've been spreading. We know just where you're heading...for nothing but more smooth sledding! Of years, you've accumulated fifty; We think that's really nifty! With love, you're never thrifty; You're really special, if you catch our drifty.
Joanna Fuchs
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One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
George Macdonald
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In fifty years together you've shared so many things. That's why this very special Anniversary brings to you, a wish that love, laughter, joy, contentment too. Will be yours to share throughout the years ahead of you!
Unknown
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Our familys full of joy because youre celebrating your fiftieth; And as your kids, we want to say as parents, youre the 'niftieth!' On your golden anniversary, we hope you have lots of fun. Were happy for you, and for us, because in the parent lottery, we won!
Joanna Fuchs
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Warmest congratulations and sincere best wishes on your Golden Wedding Anniversary. May your beautiful and admirable union be richly blessed and your love grow stronger! Cheers and abundant blessings as you celebrate your 50 Years of Marriage!
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One by one each year flew by, Since you both said 'I do.' Forty years of memories, shared by the two of you. From big events and holidays. To simple daily pleasures, some tearful times along life's way, some joys that can't be measured...One by one each year now gone, but still they're yours forever...Each and every memory, of Fifty years together!
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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