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Funny About Bad Parents Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny About Bad Parents" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives.
Samuel Johnson
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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
Dave Barry
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength. Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence. Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Soniya Ahmed
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Sure I love my parents, but they're going through this phase of thinking I'm too young to make my own decisions. About anything. I guess this is what usually happens to parents. When you're born they have to do your thinking for you because you can't.
Unknown
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It was a mixed blessing to have famous parents. It was tough to go to auditions and be bad, since I couldn't be anonymous.
Ben Stiller
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I feel bad for those people with extremely protective parents that keep them constricted everynight. They turn out the worst.
Unknown
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
Bible
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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.
P J ORourke
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The main problem with teenagers is that they're just like their parents were at their age.
Unknown
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
Unknown
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Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
Unknown
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Behold, the third time I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not your's but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
Bible
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Unknown
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All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair
Mitch Albom
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There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Isaac Stern
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When parents blame other people for their child/children's action, that right there's a bad parent stop putting your responsibilities on others.
Unknown
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