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Funny About Bad Parents Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
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If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.
Henry Rollins
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We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.
Henry Ward Beecher
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The longer we live, and the more we think, the higher value we learn to put on the friendship and tenderness of parents and friends. Parents we can have but once; and he promises himself too much, who enters life with the expectation of finding many.
Samuel Johnson
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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You're one of my favorite parents.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom, that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eventually.
Mindy Kaling
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Its funny how when you call a girl a bi... she get so pissed, but once you add a bad in front of it, it becomes a compliment.
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I feel bad every year because I was born on my parents' anniversary so I'm like "Yay it's all about me!" then I'm like "I'm so sorry.
Joe Jonas
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If we measure our success as parents solely by what our children become, there is no inviolable guarantee in Scripture that we will experience absolute success on those terms...The true measure of success for Christian parents is the parents' own character. To the degree that we have followed God's design for parenting, we have succeeded as parents before God.
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We are the people are parents warned us about.
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on
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Everyone in this world can turn their back towards you during your hard times except your parents.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies.
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