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Funny Birth Day Quotes & Sayings
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Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life...You just have to get there.
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I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
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The Jello has set the sun has risen today is the day we get out of prison
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I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
Barry Watson
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This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have your number?
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Started writing poetry the other day. POETR, it's coming along nicely.
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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?'
Eddie Marsan
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames
Harry Hill
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I wonder if there will be a day where they were fu..ing sick of making calendars?
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
Richard Simmons
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies.
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May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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