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My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian.
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Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon haircuts for ponytails, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and wouldn't change a thing. Happy Mothers Day!
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A new day signifies a new begining; don't sit there and let that opportunity pass you by. Accept the each new day and make it better than yesterday. Because yesterday doesn't matter as much as today does. Focus on the day ahead and make it a day to remember not a day to regret.
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A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking.
Helen Rice
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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Let's celebrate our freedom to complain about July 4th falling in the middle of the week.
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Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
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This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
Jarod Kintz
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CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing s..ual love by a semis..less babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow --of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work --this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.
Ambrose Bierce
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