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Funny Birth Day Quotes & Sayings
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
Moliere
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
Unknown
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The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
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Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.
Jean Cocteau
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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From birth I was cast upon you; from my mother's womb you have been my God. -Psalm 22:10
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