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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...
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Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
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All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
Emily Deschanel
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
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What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top
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I was familiar with that and 'Rio Bravo.' 'Rio Bravo' was what John Carpenter did, that brilliant move of taking a western and turning it into an urban flick. And from there you got, you know, all the cop genre movies of the time.
John Leguizamo
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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It reached the point where it became kind of odd. 'Thank you very much, but now would you listen to my jokes?'
Nikki Cox
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Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
Jim Fowler
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
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That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.
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