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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe we should have waited. How could you ever doubt me? When I stood by you proudly. I would have gave my last breath. Now you can't breath without me.
Dirty Money
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I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.
Richard M Nixon
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Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Not that I am ashamed of my mind or body, my birth or breeding, my actions or fortunes, for my bashfulness is in my nature, not for any crime.
Margaret Cavendish
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I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
Tippi Hedren
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You swallow propaganda like a birth control pill, selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill.
Unknown
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Man at his birth is content with a little milk and a piece of flannel: so we begin, that presently find kingdoms not enough for us
Seneca
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Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.
Willie Dixon
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I wouldn't put it past God to arrange a virgin birth if He wanted, but I very much doubt if He would.
David Edward Jenkins
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I'm 100 percent Irish by birth, grew up Italian, and yet I constantly get cast as playing Jewish.
Heather Matarazzo
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It's like trying to describe what you feel when you're standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon or remembering your first love or the birth of your child. You have to be there to really know what it's like.
Jack Schmitt
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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
Virginia Woolf
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The main cause of my difficulties stemmed from the tragedy of my daughter's unsound birth and my inability to face my feelings.
Gene Tierney
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Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness, but trailing clouds of glory do we come.
William Wordsworth
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Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable.
Carl Jung
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Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
Sara Underwood
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The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and ethnic belligerence.
John Clayton
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My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is...if I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip that God must have placed in me at birth.
Kid Rock
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As individuals, we are shaped by story from the time of birth; we are formed by what we are told by our parents, our teachers, our intimates.
Helen Dunmore
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Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you, it feels like a miracle. Henry's truly the most fascinating person I know.
Rachel Weisz
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