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Funny Drunk Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness...
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the g...., love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation
Lord Byron
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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