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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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Oh girl she ain't you. No so I miss you. It's Bei Maejor and Jukebox Boy.
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Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube the Sarah M commercial.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
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