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Funny Father Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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Daughters are like the warm rays of sunshine on a chilly morning, a cool breeze in a humid afternoon and a soft wrap of chocolate trickle on a skewer of strawberry! Who wouldn't want a lovely daughter like you? Happy Birthday my dear angel!
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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As mother loves her daughter more than her life
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The mother-daughter relationship is the most complex.
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And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
Bible
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On this father's day, I wish to tell you that I feel blessed and lucky to have a father like you. Happy Father's day.
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter.
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
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Every year your Birthday makes us just a little sad because we know that you'll have grown up one more year, gone away from us a little more and would have made new friends to spend your time with. But you will always stay with us in our hearts. Wherever you are today dear daughter, we wish you a splendid Happy Birthday. May all your dreams for the future come true.
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I feel connected to the Second World War because my father lost his father in that war. So, through my dad and the effect it had on him of losing his father young, I always felt connected to the war. It goes back years, but it still feels to me as if we're completely living in it.
Tom Hooper
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