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Funny Female Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
Bhagavad Gita
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
Jill Bensley
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
Moliere
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
Frederick A Babb
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
Unknown
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Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
Unknown
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
Mindy Kaling
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I have this theory that the likeability question comes up so much more with female characters created by female authors than it does with male characters and male authors.
Curtis Sittenfeld
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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