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Funny Friday Jokesfriday Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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One of the most inauspicious days for washing was Good Friday. Clothes hung out on that day would be spotted with blood, and a story is told that Jesus cursed a woman who was washing clothes as he passed by on the way to Calvary.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
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Good Friday is a day of repentence and prayer, a day to remember Gods sacrifice for us, a day to ask forgiveness, a day to renew our relationship with God.
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery...Today is a Friday the 13!
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Going to kill people with a chainsaw and then say YOLO because it's friday the 13.
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