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Funny Getting Drunk Wit Quotes & Sayings
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Dont be fu..in wit my youngins. Them ni...s be drumming. They take ya a.. down shit we need them bricks or something.
Chief Keef
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Not a couple cameras now they bring the whole crew. Bad bi... ride wit me so she pose too.
Wiz Khalifa
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I dont wanna beef but if it riff let it pop' on 'em, Dump him in the river wit the cement blocks on 'em.
Styles P
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A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.
Big L
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, ...., drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
Eric Stoltz
9 Likes
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words.
JLS
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High as fu.., sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.
Wiz Khalifa
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Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.
Unknown
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Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me.
Unknown
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Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.
Samuel Johnson
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Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night.
Kevin Pereira
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Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
John Leguizamo
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The Orioles' d..k Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
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C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! -Buffy Gilmore
Scary Movie
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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
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To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
Sammy Davis Jr
1 Likes
Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk s.. feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.
Rita Ora
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I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break.
Unknown
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