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Funny Getting Drunk Wit Quotes & Sayings
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
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Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.
JK Rowling
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Mark Van Doren
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Wit is the fetching of congruity out of incongruity
Joseph Addison
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
William Somerset Maugham
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion
Friedrich Nietzsche
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He thought he was a wit, and he was half right.
Joseph Addison
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A man may learn wit every day
Proverb
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Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.
Margaret Cavendish
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Unknown
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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