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Funny Getting Drunk Wit Quotes & Sayings
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.
Amy Winehouse
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
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Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
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why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a a.. of themselves...
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I hate being around a bunch of drunk a.. adults.
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When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake.
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I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.
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Being drunk makes walking places hard.
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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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