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Funny Getting Drunk Wit Quotes & Sayings
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Unknown
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You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
Unknown
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
Unknown
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Unknown
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
Unknown
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
Unknown
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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this game you think is funny is some real shit. So you need to be more careful who you fu..in wit, beyotch!
DJ Quik
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Somerset Maugham
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Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.
G K Chesterton
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Snap ya fingers and then rock wit it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it.
Lil Jon
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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Oscar Wilde
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I can see you over there chillin wit your girlfriends cant believe your by yourself you should be here wit me.
Unknown
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Unknown
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Unknown
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Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes around a corner
Leigh Hunt
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Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own back.
Geoffrey Bocca
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