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Funny Getting Drunk Withgetting Drunk With Quotes & Sayings
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.
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Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill: walk sober off; before a sprightlier age comes tittering on, and shoves you from the stage: leave such to trifle with more grace and ease, whom Folly pleases, and whose Follies please.
Alexander Pop
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Old enough to know better, drunk enough to not care.
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Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
Damien Hirst
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I'm not drunk enough
Benny Benassi
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You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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Drunk people always want a hug.
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If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking...
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I'm drunk. What's up, bi...es? -Brandon
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Drunk people suck when they're not me.
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Once you get drunk with somebody you're friends for life.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
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