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A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.
Carl Reiner
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
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