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Funny Husband Birthday Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.
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I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband
Nick Faldo
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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A good wife or a good husband is God given. They come to fill the void in us as we also fill theirs.
Terry Mark
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
Terry Mark
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
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God intends and expects marriage to be a lifetime commitment between a man and a woman, based on the principles of biblical love. The relationship between Jesus Christ and His church is the supreme example of the committed love that a husband and wife are to follow in their relationship with each other.
John C Broger
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Gardner
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On our 21st birthday, we don't care what the world thinks of us; only later we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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