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You can fu.. off if you dont like me; remember its mind over matter. I dont mind and you dont matter.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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If you want to build a ship, dont drum up people together to collect wood and dont assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.
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Being a girl relly sucks I would rather be a guy, I love to be outside and hang in the woods, I dont even want to have s.. ever, it grosses me out I hve been in plenty relationships with men but I dont wanna have my period nd I hate having boobs and having to do my hair all of the time
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If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine what a man thinks you do not have worry about what he will do. If you can make a man believe that he is inferior, you dont have to compel him to seek an inferior status, he will do so without being told and if you can make a man believe that he is justly an outcast, you dont have to order him to the back door, he will go to the back door on his own and if there is no back door, the very nature of the man will demand that you build one.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing now as well. Im terrified about doing it. I dont know what Im going to do when it comes to those scenes. Ive been complaining so much about having the makeup on and contact lenses. Kristen [Stewart] is like, Youre so pathetic. You have to just get over it. Why cant you just get used to it? Now, since Kristen has to wear contact lens, too, I can finally be like, You will know what its like. Youre going to be in constant aggravation the whole time. Which is great.
Robert Pattinson
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Dont let anybody tell you that those who spit on us as we were walking to vote on a health care bill for all of America or those who said Congresswoman Jackson-Lees braids were too tight in her hair had anything to do with justice and equality and empowerment of the American people. Dont let them fool you on that.
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Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you dont have any problems, you dont get any seeds.
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I may be a little jealous, I may also be a bit selfish but thats because I found something so precious and so amazing and I dont want anyone else to have YOU but me.
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When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one of those self-obsessed artists who dont care about their fans. Its not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them and youre an idiot if you dont know that.
Lady Gaga
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont scrub her neck when shes taking a bath.
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Its in Gods hands, and let it happen when it happens. Im 26. It should happen naturally. I dont want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant. I dont think, likemy biological clock is ticking!
Khloe Kardashian
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I dont wanna lose this relationship, so we gotta stay strong, dont wanna move on. I know you sick and tired of the fussin and da fightin and da cussin but I love you and you love me too.
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Im not asking for the world, I dont deserve it. Im not asking for all of your attention, I dont need it. Im not asking to be treated like a princess; I never was much of a girly girl. Im not asking to be your first thought, just not your last. Im not asking for everything, Im just asking for what I deserve.
Megan Marie
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When you meet a man who is broken, pick him up and carry him. When you meet a woman whos broken, put her all into your arms. Cause we dont know where we come fromwe dont know where we are.
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Plus them mother fu..ers are too stupid and blind to see that you dont give a fu.. about a single spin they ever see.
Sammy Adams
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