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Funny Jokes About Peeing Yourself In Pub Quotes & Sayings
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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