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Funny Jokes For Anchoring At School Quotes & Sayings
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.
Nishan Panwar
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
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I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the next 5 days!
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If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all.
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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If law school were a boyfriend, I'd claim battered women's syndrome
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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