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Funny Jokes For Anchoring At School Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's funny how all of this has worked out, I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in 5 minutes or less.
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
Barnaby C Keeney
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
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s.. is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.
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Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.
Unknown
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
Wayne Knight
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
Tim Vine
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A Whitney Brown
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You can't stand when I have my eyes set on someone else, but don't you realize that I go weak when I'm around you. I always laugh and smile at your jokes even when they're not funny. I take every single chance I have to talk to you. You make me melt in many different ways. I'm crazy about you, but would I ever confess this? I don't think I ever will. It's not that I'm scared. It's just that, you'll never feel the same way.
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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.
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The nomadic lifestyle does work for a lot of working parents, but I've traveled and I've seen it, and I want to be able to go home at night and see my daughter. I want to be there for her first day of school and her school recital. Honestly, television is what offers me that. They've been amazing about working around schedules. I was able to go to her last day of school. All the big milestones, I'm there for.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I'm pretty sure that the horror/zombie film '28 Days Later' was actually written by a law student in reference to a JNOV.
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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