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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
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Love- The most powerful thing anyone will ever experience in life. Also the most difficult, confusing and deceiving! In the end is doesn't even matter because nothing ever lasts forever. You are the truest person you have in life the only one that knows yourself and everything about you. Who's going to be there when everyone else is not?
Justin Lee Riner
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
Ernest Hemingway
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
Charith Thilina
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
George Bernard Shaw
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Life is ephemeral, Don't waste it looking up Big words.
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'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.
Jonah Hill
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Well, it seems to me that the best relationships--the ones that last-- are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is...suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
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Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
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i wanna be forever young. My life would shine the way I'm crazy, I'm funny, I'm living life the best way.
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You can live without the person who says You are mine; But you can never live without someone who says I am yours. May you be blessed with at least one such person in life!
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan Joe Rogan
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I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too.
Sophie Marceau
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